I like to get lost in thought, and when I say lost in thought, I mean you could be right in front of me talking to me, and I can't hear a thing you're saying. I don't really do that in conversation though, I mainly save that kind of in depth-thought for work at school. And the other day at work I was thinking about how people can really take pride in pointing out the painfully obvious, and feel like they have made a real great point. Like say you have a zit on your cheek, that person who comes up to you and says, "Hey, did you know you have a zit on your face?"
"No einstein I hadn't fuckin noticed I had a zit on my face, it's a good thing you pointed it out to me, cause now I can take it off!"
And they feel so good about themselves for pointing out the obvious, like they're smart or something. I was thinking about the guy who came up with that famous quote, "Money can't buy you happiness." Here's another real smart guy. I think the day he stumbled onto this realization would have gone something like this.
He wakes up in the morning and wipes the sleep from his eyes, he turns to find his wife is already up. So he gets up and does his morning routine. He goes to the kitchen where his breakfast is sitting on the table awaiting him. He sits down to enjoy his breakfast, when his wife begins to nag him. "Do you know what today is?! Ofcourse not, it's only our anniversary! You don't pay attention to me, you dont take me out, you don't buy me nice things! So really this is your fault, I've been cheating on you Dave, with the milkman! He atleast pays attention to me!" She then storms out of the room, and Dave eats his breakfast. Then his two kids join him at the table, a daughter and son. The daughters a total slut, and the son's an asshole. "Hey dad, I need $20 for lunch at school today." says the son, no hello, just a demand for money. He looks at his daughter as she bends over and reaches into the fridge, he can see her ass hanging out from under her well too short skirt. "Go put on some clothes." he tells her. "YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE DAD, I HATE YOU! YOU JUST WANNA CONTROL MY LIFE, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" then she storms out. "Hey asshole, can I get the $20 bucks or what?" So Dave gives his son $20 bucks. On his way to work Dave gets a flat tire, and gets grease all over his clean clothes while changing the tire. He also developes quite a bad headache, so he stops off the local cvs to pick up some tylenol. While cruising the aisles of CVS Dave thinks about how horrible his life is, and how unhappy he is. He's stuck in a deadend job, his wife is fucking the milkman, his daughters a slut who hates him, and his son needs twenty bucks for drugs. A thought then dawns on him, instead of spending money and buying tylenol, which will give a temporary remedy, why not buy something that will last a lot longer? So he starts to scan the shelves in search of "Happiness". He scours for quite some time, and simply cannot find happiness. He asks the man at the counter, "Do you guys sell happiness?" The attendant tells him no. It was then Dave had the epiphany of a lifetime, money can buy you anything, but it can't buy you happiness. After that moment, Dave knew he was the smartest man alive.

In my opinion, Daves a stupidass motherfucker. Yeah no shit sherlock, money can't buy you anything that's not tangible, I hate stupid people.

lol.. i agree.. stupid people suck. and, im sorry cuz im assuming you had to put up with at least a few stupid people today to go through a whole huge ass paragraph venting like that... anyways.. hopefully tomorrows better, lol.. and glad you liked reading about my riding accident
» Starry-Eyed-Suicide on 2004-10-06 10:05:29

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